Catches, canons and drinking songs
John ask'd his Landlady thinking no Ill, where he might best set up a Water Mill; The wanton Lady seeing John all alone, return'd this Answer to her Tenant John: Woud'st thou all other thy Mill should disgrace? The 'twixt my Legs will be the fittest Place; for I at Time of Need can from behind, When Water fails before, supply't with Wind.