Catches, canons and drinking songs
A Hogshead was offer'd to Bacchus's Shrine the God was offended because 'twas white Wine the God was offended because 'twas white Wine was offended offended because 'twas white Wine
Then curst in a Passion Damn it rot it an marr it dist ever know Bacchus drink other than Claret then curst in a Passion Damn it rot it and marr it didst ever know Bacchus drink other than Claret
So the Jolly red God having empty'd his white Wine return'd the poor Vo'try the Hogshead to sh-te in the Jolly red God having empty'd his white Wine return'd the poor Vo'try the Hogshead to sh-te in